Texas Commissioner John Wiley Price proclaims Astrophysical Phenomena racist.
In response, I’d like to say: White Trash, Whited-Out, White Hair Helmet, White Supremacist, White Dwarf, White Line Fever, Great White Shark, White Washed, Tighty-Whiteys, White Bread, Vanilla, White Lung, White Mice, White Rot, and Betty White.
And Commissioner Price, I don’t know what a “Brown Hole” is, but I do know an asshole when I see one.
Asshole isn’t racist, is it? Quick, somebody ask Al Sharpton or check the Associated Press Style Guide.