Some Random Poetry


Back in the ancient past, I had a Commodore 64 and a subscription to a magazine with fun “type-it-yourself” programs. My favorite was a random poetry generator– after increasing its vocabulary to include words like “supernova” and “puke” of course. Some of the results were so funny I nearly wet ’em. This morning I found a website that has a similar program. Here are some of the results:

FACELESS, BIG SIDEWALKS CALMLY LOVE A DUSTY, DEAD GIRL.
THE JACKHAMMER GOSSIPS LIKE A HOT SIDEWALK.
WALK QUICKLY LIKE A MISTY LIGHT.
THE STREET GROWS LIKE A HOT LIGHT.
SUPERNOVAS PUKE LIKE DUSTY LIGHTS.

GO GENTLY LIKE A BIG CORPSE.
THE ERECT TERRORIST HUNGRILY LOVES THE SUPERNOVA.
TRUCKS STOP LIKE MISTY SYRINGES.
WHY DOES THE JACKHAMMER STOP?
STOP GENTLY LIKE A FACELESS JOB.

THE OLD GUY GENTLY DESIRES THE TRUCK.
WHERE IS THE FACELESS CORNER?
NOISE, ANGER, AND NOISE.
GOD, ACTION!

DESOLATION IS A RAINY JOB.
SIDEWALKS EAT LIKE OLD SUPERNOVAS.
HOT, GRIMY TERRORISTS CALMLY SELL A DRY, DRY CAR.
GO HUNGRILY LIKE A FACELESS TRUCK.
WHERE IS THE DUSTY SPAGHETTI?

Head on over here to make some of your own. 

Update– I added some more words to the library.  Here are some more examples:

POLITICIANS GROW!
AH, EVIL!
HIPPIES CRUMBLE LIKE FORGOTTEN RAZORS.
OH, DEATH!

THE POTATO CRUMBLES LIKE A RUBBER COP.
SHINY, HUNGRY RADIOS GENTLY RUB A SLIPPERY, SMALL PUPPY.
GOLDEN, DEAD CARS QUICKLY LICK A WIDE, MAGNETIC LIVER.

WHY DOES THE CHEESE TALK?
WHY DOES THE WINDOW SCREAM?
WHERE IS THE TRANSPARENT HEART?
WHY DOES THE MIND WEEP?
NEWSPAPERS GROW LIKE FILTHY FOOLS.
LORD, ANGER!

ALL DOORS LOVE MEXICAN, BRUISED KIDS.
PUNGENT, RUSTY FOOLS HUNGRILY STROKE A FOOLISH, GOLDEN FLOWER.
THE TUNNEL LINGERS LIKE A LOST RAZOR.
LOVE, EXHAUSTION, AND HAPPINESS.

WAR, HEARTACHE, AND DEATH.
ALL CHICKENS SLICE ERECT, HOT PUPPIES.
RAZORS EAT LIKE FROZEN RIVERS.

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