Avatar Mini-Review


I didn’t see this movie, but I did see the trailer and that was enough. Here’s my review.

Avatar is a pile of three dimensional computer generated blue poo that looks fantastic, but stinks worse than a 3-day Phish concert. It combines the hackneyed plots of Disney’s Pocohontas and Peter Faiman’s “Ferngully” into an unbelievably ridiculous soup of murderous capitalists vs noble eco-worshiping savages. Apparently, maguffinium is so valuable that it’s worth travelling half-way across the galaxy to get, but the expense of mining in a location away from the only native village on the planet would cut into profits too much.

Score:

Eyeballs 5 out of 5

Brains 1/2 out of 5


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