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First Nominee for BoS 2009 Person of the Year

I'll tattoo my name on your ass if you can get me out of this- Oops! I meant "your name on my ass".

I'll tattoo my name on your ass if you can get me out of this- Oops! I meant "your name on my ass".

Congratulations are in order for Charles Barkley. We’re only a few days into the new year, but the distinguished Mr. Barkley was in a hurry to, among other things, attract the attention of the Blabs of Steele Person of the Year 2009 nominating committee.

Mr. Barkley was arrested on New Year’s Eve for Driving Under the Influence of alcohol and running a stop sign.

According to the police report, Charles Barkley, remained cooperative and helpful during his arrest and booking.  When asked why he ran the stop sign he explained that he was in a hurry to pick up a lady friend who was eager to share her amazing oral pleasuring skills with him.

Rather than wasting the arresting officers’ time by pleading innocence or being evasive, he offered to inscribe their names on his posterior in exchange for leniency.

So for his exceptional class under pressure in an embarrassing situation created by his own actions, I am proud to announce that the honorable Charles Wade Barkley is the first nominee for the prestigious Blabs of Steele 2009 Person of the Year Award.

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